im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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