Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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