What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
The Olympian is in my bed
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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