it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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