Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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