Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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