Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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