I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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