awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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