Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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