: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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