garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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