I think my vagina is haunted
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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