Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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