Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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