If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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