Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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