bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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