But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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