What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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