Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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