I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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