hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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