I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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