if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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