i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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