ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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