dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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