Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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