Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Randomize