Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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