Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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