I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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