i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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