He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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