I must be too annoying 4 u.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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