Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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