just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
