That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
