come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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