i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
this boner is exhausting
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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