I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I believe in your delicious
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
