they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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