im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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