So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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