Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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