I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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