Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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