Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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