We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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