trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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