McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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