I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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