im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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