So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Brb crying the tears of my youth
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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