Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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