Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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