man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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